Recipes

MAIN COURSE

Grilled Pickle Sandwich

Ginger Beef Stir Fry

Squirm Sandwich

Chainsaw Chili

Salisbury Steak TV Dinner

Here’s Johnny Cakes

Pink Flamingos Egg Sandwich

Thanksgiving in a Jar

Escape From New York Strip Steak

Escape Sauce

Seared Baby Corns (Children of the Corn) with Corn Puree

David’s Children of the Corn Souffle

Hearty Stew-art Gordon

Killer Stuffed Burgers

Fire Roasted Ribs

Jim’s Pistachio Crusted Chicken

Great White Shark

Sausage Meat Pie

Pizza Cake (A Dangerous Eating)

VanBebber Lasagna

Elvira’s Adraka Kozorol

Drunk Cabbage

Beer Can Chicken

Peter Cushing’s Beetroot and Onion Supper Special

The Elvis Delight

J.T. Franks and Beans

Mushroom Casserole

Mrs. Mac and Cheese

 

SOUPS/SALADS/APPETIZERS

Mall Pretzels

Midnight Snack Nachos

Split Pea Spew

Head-Spinning Salad

Crucifix Croutons

Garlic Pizza Bites

Tombstone Crackers

Resurrection Dip

Sandy’s Vegetarian Minestrone Soup

Spiderweb Eggs

Velveeta Booger Faces

Spicy Brazilian Butt Steak Salad

Lizard Skewers

Doctor Pretorius’ Cream of Asparagus Soup

Lightening Bolt Sandwiches

Rabbit Food Salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette

Blushing Bunny Soup

1957 Cheese Dip

Bread Heads

Vampire Repelling Garlic Bread

Deviled Eggs

Celery “Stalk”er Soup

 

DESSERTS

Suzie Cream Puffs

Ice Scream Floats

Ginger Snaps

Red Velvet Heart Cupcakes

Fruit Leatherface

Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fudger

Classic Pumpkin Cheesecake

“I Heard You Were Dead” Snake Cookies

Shrunken Apple Heads

Blair Witch Sticks

Edible Alien Eggs

Body Part Cupcakes

Severed Fondant Heads

Grave Digger Fingers

Mixed Berry Stuff

Summer Camp S’Mores Dessert

Back From the Dead Cookies

Battle-Axe Sugar Cookies

King Osric of Zamora’s Rubies Set in Ruby Red Jello

Bread Pudding

Monster Mini Cakes

“She’s Alive!” Trifles

Patriotic Parfait

Dark Mocha Cake

Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask Cookies

“BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!” Red Velvet Cake

Killer Meringue Lepus

Piper’s Peach Pit Sundaes

“Fuck You Lucky Charms” Treats

Old-fashioned Cracker Jacks

Bubba’s Ho-made Marshmallows

Vampire Snow Cones

Bird’s Nests

Cinnamon Trolls

Mulberry (or Belladonna?) Pie

Sherry Pretty Pink Bundt Cake

 

DRINKS

Candy Cane Drink

Worm in My Egg Cream

Burial Ground Spirits

Orange Julius

Gremlin Shake

Redrum

Die Hard Energy Drink

Your Mother Sucks Cocktails in Hell

De-Toxic Avenger Smoothie

Tromaville Health Club Juice

Manhattan

Sweet, Sweetass Brain Juice Cocktail

Gingered Malachai

Cup of Coffin Joe

Cropsy’s Cocktail

Grave Robbing Milkshake

Scamp Kiddie Cocktail

The Bride’s Booze

Deadbeat at Dawn Cocktail

Camp Crystal Light Drink

White Rabbit Cocktail

Kick Ass Bubblegum Vodka Drink

Killer Clover Milkshake

Circus of Blood Cocktail

Killer Eagle Cocktail

JFK Shots

Dying Bastard

Green Goblin Cocktail